Oh, the irony

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Permalink Reply by Holly on February 9, 2011 at 1:36pm

But it's a 45% discount...HA HA HA HA!

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Permalink Reply by Kelly on February 9, 2011 at 1:39pm

Yeah, I noticed it right away. Ha!

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Permalink Reply by Julie Aberman (Hochstadter) on February 9, 2011 at 1:58pm

They don't have a bike related ad program.....yet.  I asked a few months ago.  That is way funny.

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Permalink Reply by in it to win it 8.0 mi on February 9, 2011 at 2:45pm

Creative writing award for the content of "Zerona Body Slimming Laser Treatment"

I was going to put my observations in parentheses, but I find it's really not necessary . . . and they end with BOC, really?

 

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Permalink Reply by Duppie on February 9, 2011 at 2:53pm

"The noninvasive slimming treatment employs low-level, otherwise jobless lasers to gainfully emulsify fat cells and slim misbehaving midriffs"

 

Dang, now I have coffee all over my keyboard...

 

in it to win it said:

Creative writing award for the content of "Zerona Body Slimming Laser Treatment"

I was going to put my observations in parentheses, but I find it's really not necessary . . . and they end with BOC, really?

 

A svelte physique looks better in clothes, makes you feel more desirable, and keeps strangers from harshly scrutinizing your nutritional label. Express your good health wordlessly with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one Zerona laser body-slimming treatment and consultation at Women's Doc MedSpa in South Barrington (a $400 value).

A member of the American Medical Association, Dr. Sheri Merchant keeps abreast of the latest leaps in laser cosmetics, carrying out prettifying procedures in a safe and comfortable setting. The noninvasive Zerona slimming treatment employs low-level, otherwise jobless lasers to gainfully emulsify fat cells and slim misbehaving midriffs. Each quick and painless session takes approximately 40 minutes–broken down into two 20-minute sessions devoted to back and belly shaping, respectively–and boasts no laser-based side effects beyond fat melting and a newfound appreciation for Blue Oyster Cult.

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Permalink Reply by in it to win it 8.0 mi on February 9, 2011 at 2:58pm

So, the jobless lasers are now gainfully employed?

Where does the emulsify go?

I'm so confused . . .

 

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Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on February 9, 2011 at 5:25pm

You don't have to be anti-car to be pro-bike.

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Anne Alt on February 9, 2011 at 6:14pm

Yeah, no kidding.  That's just odd.

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Permalink Reply by in it to win it 8.0 mi on February 9, 2011 at 7:29pm

+1

James Baum said:

You don't have to be anti-car to be pro-bike.

 

 

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