Lorena Cupcake

Female

Profile Information:

What I ride:
Cruiser
The kind of riding I do:
Recreational, Around Town
About me:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/julietbanana/

I'm a wee scrap of a girl, a raconteur, a reluctant scene kid, an amalgamation of the iridescence of soap bubbles & the scent of green apple, the mystery of a scribbled drawing in the margin of a book & the flamboyant exuberance of a gay pride parade.

Despite my love for breathless filthy conversations over frothing pint glasses and dancing to throbbing bass under seizure-inducing lights, I'm a hardcore secret nerd. I'm the kind of person who would write a book review that says "impossible to put down" and mean it; I'm likely to become so absorbed in prose I miss my L stop, or lament having to stop reading lest I chop my skinny fingers along with the carrots for dinner. I'm passionate about small press zine & comics publishing, head trip cinema, and dance music you can't dance to. I've also read the entire internet.

If you want to know more, fill a marble claw foot bathtub with: hot pink sequins, plasticy raver bracelets, candy hearts, crayola colored nail polish, a six-pack of orange blossom ale, art pens, cupcake crumbs, the hypergraphia-filled pages of a Moleskine, coffee beans, rolling tobacco, stripey socks, and a pair of black leather boots. Stir with a giant lollipop counter-clockwise while reciting "retspih debrosba fles" and standing on one foot. I'll appear before you in a spray of glitter and flower petals.
My other websites (twitter, facebook, pinterest, Google+, blogs, etc.):
http://twitter.com/lorenacupcake

Comment Wall:

  • Matt AKA Jimbo/BMXican

    Your about me section is hilarious. You should join The "Ride, Dance, Drink, Ride!" Group. We ride from dance floor to dance floor. Plenty of "frothy pint glasses and dancing to throbbing bass under seizure-inducing lights" The first one kicked off last month with a great turn out.
  • Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer!

    Yo. I was wondering who you were.
  • Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer!

    LMAO, no I meant who you were on the Chainlink! I know who you are in real life even though I do have a terrible memory.
  • Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer!

    I'll be at the pillow fight. I know that much.
  • Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer!

    Sorry my friend is the "purchaser" for the Gage and there was some easter purchasing emergency. We were comped free liquor and food for his having to come in to do a little work.
  • Jason Tacolexa

    Players gotta play, ballers gotta ball, haters gon hate.
    I actually had an account on here from last summer but I forgot my login. (HA!)
  • Alan Ortiz

    A once-upon-a-time article about bicycle bell etiquette in Germany:
    http://www.thechainlink.org/xn/detail/2211490:Comment:158226
  • Ryan L

    One of the random photos I took last night.

  • Fred Noinaj

    HAHA. I friended you because we met yesterday at the "Clean Your Bike, Clean the Gulf".

    And its okay, I won a pair of Chrome socks! Your photo was pretty fucken sick. Chicago totally dominated that photo contest! hehe
  • Fred Noinaj

    What can I say? I'm a gentleman...
  • Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer!

    How was the bar night>
  • Spencer "Thunderball" Thayer!

  • Jackie

    I THINK that I saw you last week at Milwaukee and Des Plaines. We said "Hi" to each other despite the fact we've never met. ... Probably because we're both explosions of color riding down the street. haha.