Post-Rapture Depression - The Chainlink2024-03-29T07:52:30Zhttps://thechainlink.org/forum/topics/postrapture-depression?commentId=2211490%3AComment%3A340623&x=1&feed=yes&xn_auth=noMaybe all true believers went…tag:thechainlink.org,2011-05-24:2211490:Comment:3406232011-05-24T03:53:34.148ZGlennhttps://thechainlink.org/profile/FatTireFool
Maybe all true believers went to heaven like predicted... Prolly why we haven't noticed any change, unless the tornado was connected in all this. snap. i thought id be sure to be first in line :-/
Maybe all true believers went to heaven like predicted... Prolly why we haven't noticed any change, unless the tornado was connected in all this. snap. i thought id be sure to be first in line :-/ Wasnt that tornado in Joplin,…tag:thechainlink.org,2011-05-24:2211490:Comment:3409792011-05-24T02:15:15.754Zchixieonfixiehttps://thechainlink.org/profile/chixieonfixie
Wasnt that tornado in Joplin, MO the day of the rapture? Maybe the rest of us are going to h-e double toothpick.
Wasnt that tornado in Joplin, MO the day of the rapture? Maybe the rest of us are going to h-e double toothpick. I was thinking all those car…tag:thechainlink.org,2011-05-23:2211490:Comment:3406072011-05-23T20:47:09.758ZJuan 2-3 or more mi.https://thechainlink.org/profile/JohnDominguez
I was thinking all those car driving heathen would finnally leave us. The path to heaven is narrow like single track. So all us hardcore bicyclists are sure to get in.
I was thinking all those car driving heathen would finnally leave us. The path to heaven is narrow like single track. So all us hardcore bicyclists are sure to get in. I was looking forward to a bu…tag:thechainlink.org,2011-05-23:2211490:Comment:3403462011-05-23T19:53:28.182ZFar'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63https://thechainlink.org/profile/JamesBlackHeron
I was looking forward to a bunch of annoying folk leaving.
I was looking forward to a bunch of annoying folk leaving. as the church tells us, we ar…tag:thechainlink.org,2011-05-23:2211490:Comment:3405952011-05-23T17:37:45.556Zigzhttps://thechainlink.org/profile/Iggy
<p>as the church tells us, we are all inherently sinners by nature. technically, that would null ANYONE from being sucked up via giant holy vaccum into space or taking the escalator to heaven (who walks up stairs anymore?). so...maybe...we just hang tight till mid october. and celebrate halloween early. we're probably all fucked.</p>
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<p>we should start our own kickball teams. repenters vs infidels or something like that.</p>
<p>as the church tells us, we are all inherently sinners by nature. technically, that would null ANYONE from being sucked up via giant holy vaccum into space or taking the escalator to heaven (who walks up stairs anymore?). so...maybe...we just hang tight till mid october. and celebrate halloween early. we're probably all fucked.</p>
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<p>we should start our own kickball teams. repenters vs infidels or something like that.</p> Gotta disagree about breaking…tag:thechainlink.org,2011-05-23:2211490:Comment:3406982011-05-23T17:19:09.983ZTank-Ridin' Ryanhttps://thechainlink.org/profile/Tank
Gotta disagree about breaking carbon forks. I'm all for carbon breaking if it's a decision between bike or body(face in this case).<br/>
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<cite>Kevin Conway said:</cite><br/>
<blockquote cite="http://www.thechainlink.org/forum/topics/postrapture-depression#2211490Comment340695"><div>while increasingly bad things happen here (i.e. ...broken carbon forks, etc.)</div>
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Gotta disagree about breaking carbon forks. I'm all for carbon breaking if it's a decision between bike or body(face in this case).<br/>
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<cite>Kevin Conway said:</cite><br/>
<blockquote cite="http://www.thechainlink.org/forum/topics/postrapture-depression#2211490Comment340695"><div>while increasingly bad things happen here (i.e. ...broken carbon forks, etc.)</div>
</blockquote> It's my understanding that Th…tag:thechainlink.org,2011-05-23:2211490:Comment:3406952011-05-23T17:14:03.882ZKevin C Dormanthttps://thechainlink.org/profile/KevinC
It's my understanding that The Rapture consists of the true believers being swept into the heavens while the non-believers remain in this mortal existence for six months or so while increasingly bad things happen here (i.e. apocalyptic conflagration, earthquakes, volcanos, floods, broken carbon forks, etc.) all leading up to Judgment Day. It's a little like being picked last for kick ball. Buck up. Things will get worse.
It's my understanding that The Rapture consists of the true believers being swept into the heavens while the non-believers remain in this mortal existence for six months or so while increasingly bad things happen here (i.e. apocalyptic conflagration, earthquakes, volcanos, floods, broken carbon forks, etc.) all leading up to Judgment Day. It's a little like being picked last for kick ball. Buck up. Things will get worse.