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Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on August 14, 2012 at 2:34pm

I'm thinking of one of these robots that hangs under the top tube of the bicycle and if the bike is stolen it jumps into action and strangles the thief, wrapping itself around his neck, constricting until his head pops off.

Lesson learned...

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Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on August 14, 2012 at 3:13pm

Is the little bugger strong enough to crush teeth leaving no dental records?  Or maybe just swallow him whole and then inch towards the Chicago river to swim to the bottom and hide for 100 years...

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Permalink Reply by Far'arned Retrogrumpalunkus #63 on August 15, 2012 at 12:36am

I don't see it as a death sentence -more like a suicide.  It's like someone who sneaks into the lion cage at the zoo covered in steak sauce. 

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Permalink Reply by Kohaku on August 16, 2012 at 4:26pm

horse thieves met the gallows.  same thing.

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