Slightly overweight ladies in gray sweat pants paying the pizza delivery man standing in the middle of the road.
Drunk Wickerpark bar patrons trying to give me high-fives whilst cross the street.
UPS trucks blocking the bike lane.
Cyclists with 2 head lights and a helmet light that is 40000000 lumens but a weak ass rear light.
One of my ex-girlfriends with a new dude waving at me...
and of course the one and only...