1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.
2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.
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uh, do you mean that you are coming on my left, or that I should move onto my left? Confusing jargon. Why not ring a bicycle bell instead?
EssFresh said:
I call "on your left" on my runs. Most people don't know left from right, it's shocking.
Having one mounted to my wrist today.
Allen Wrench said:
uh, do you mean that you are coming on my left, or that I should move onto my left? Confusing jargon. Why not ring a bicycle bell instead?
EssFresh said:I call "on your left" on my runs. Most people don't know left from right, it's shocking.
Ha - yes - more transit related ones: when you buy only one-way Metra tickets or justify a cab ride by noting how much you've saved from bike-commuting several days in a row.
Jennifer on the lake said:
When you've lived here a decade but suddenly cry "The CTA monthly pass is HOW MUCH?!?!"
You warn the coworker who often goes in your desk drawer for plastic spoons that there's a CLEAN, NEW pair of underwear in the bottom drawer because one day you might forget to pack some in your bike bag. That'll learn em ;)
When a female friend says they got "Covered in bike lube", while making a repair, and you find that sexy.
when you buy a top/cardigan/blazer and think if you can ride with your arms outwards without hurting..
...When you buy a mini fan for sitting at work after riding in to cool off and de-sweat.
...When you justify having 3 different sets of tires for one bike because it is a winter commuter and you never know the conditions you might face.
...When you justify having more bikes than people can ride in your household.
...When you live by rule #5 and #90.
When someone compliments you on your calf tattoo and it's only an imprint from your greasy chain ring.
When you think nothing of comparing chain ring cuts/scars with a co-worker
You know you're a cyclist when...
Your 5 month old daughter totally recognizes you when wearing your cycling team's kit and your helmet.
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