You Know You Are A Cyclist When.....

 

1) You put on your jeans and they already have the right leg rolled up.

 

2) You do laundry when you don't have any more clean bike shorts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Lisa Curcio on August 3, 2012 at 5:15pm

Wait for the cab?  Really?  I mean Really?

Permalink Reply by Dovah Cat on August 3, 2012 at 5:20pm

You hit a pothole and apologize to your bike. 

Permalink Reply by Sarah D. on August 3, 2012 at 5:58pm

...permanent grease marks on your favorite jeans' right leg

...an abnormally strong opinion on how bikes should be parked at bike racks

...bike tool and front/rear lights in every bag and purse

...mental map of every LBS in a 2-mile radius as you are riding anywhere in the city (who needs smartphones?)

Permalink Reply by Derek on August 4, 2012 at 5:01am

You have more bike lock keys on your key ring than house keys.

Permalink Reply by Marco Rayos on August 5, 2012 at 5:44am

and here i thought those were wrinkles..
 
Kocicka said:

16) you're getting a semi-permanent bike helmet crease on forehead

 

Permalink Reply by Marco Rayos on August 5, 2012 at 5:53am

I run in to this all the time.
 
Julie Hochstadter said:

You wonder if you could date someone who doesn't cycle.
Permalink Reply by Doug Haynes on August 6, 2012 at 3:37am

That just means you are not smart enough to come in out of the rain...

James More said:

When you are riding along trying to beat the storm and down comes hail like marbles shot from a machine gun like the St. Valentine's Day murders reenacted, bullets ricocheting off my head and body.  Ouch!  Ouch!  Ouch! 

Permalink Reply by Doug Haynes on August 6, 2012 at 3:54am

Yes, responding to your post a a massage board I read every day is totally stalking you.

Geeze are some kind of narcissist or what? 

You know it's not all about you right?

It's actually all about me.

James More said:

You know you ride a bicycle when Dug tries to run you down where ever you go and what ever you do like a bicycle club stalker.

Permalink Reply by Doug Haynes on August 6, 2012 at 4:08am

Honestly, you're an easy target.

It's easier than punching a baby.

James More said:

So why then don't you run along and go harass someone else with your personal attacks.

notoriousDUG said:

Yes, responding to your post a a massage board I read every day is totally stalking you.

Geeze are some kind of narcissist or what? 

You know it's not all about you right?

It's actually all about me.

James More said:

You know you ride a bicycle when Dug tries to run you down where ever you go and what ever you do like a bicycle club stalker.

Permalink Reply by Doug Haynes on August 6, 2012 at 9:40am

You are my problem, that is why I point my finger at you.  Was that supposed to be profound?  I think even you can do batter than that...

James More said:

And who is your problem before you point your finger at me?

Get a life!

Permalink Reply by wigwam on August 6, 2012 at 2:17pm

COUGH

When you get grease rings around your fingers every time you tie your shoes.

Permalink Reply by Molly on August 6, 2012 at 3:11pm

You get laid off from you job, commuting 12 miles by bike each day, and once you get a new job that requires a car, you are upset that you'll be missing the daily commute. Forget the fact that I have job now!

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