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anyone out there heard anything about this ride or planning on attending?

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My first Marauders ride but for sure not my last. Thanks Martin and everybody else!

Now my only worry is that the bar has been set too high...
I agree the size was just right. But if that dildo on the counter was any indication, bigger might have some value for this venue.

I didn't get to sign your t-shirt :(
next time.

lauren sailor said:
a ride this popular wouldn't have worked as well in the summer months, when it would have attracted 2-4 times the number of people we had. from the number of signatures i gathered on my "(i came on the) PORN RIDE" t-shirt, i think we had about 30 riders. much more, and the shops and club wouldn't have been able to accommodate us–maybe there is such a thing as being too big!

GabeW said:
So this ride sounds awesome; but when I think about riding through the snow for porn, vs having the internet and my wife on the couch in a warm apartment......well, I like it hot. Is this going to be a recurring thing...like when it's hot outside? and not snowing? That'd be great.
oh, and more medium t-shirts please :) just cause it's a porn right doesn't mean everything needs to be large and XL.
That dildo was ginormous.
Last night was the most fun I have had in a very long time. It inspired me to complete my "clone-a-Willy" project. The ride was fun, the entertainment afterward was top notch.
all I have to say is...

Sleeping in galleries, strip videos, cock rings! I feel like a big ol' p*ssy for letting the ice and cold scare me into skipping this ride! Martin advised me at bar night how much fun it would be, definitely next time!


For those that didn’t make it, you missed a porntastic Mauranders ride
last night. We began at the Bike Winter Art show at the Flat Iron
Building and proceeded to walk, yes walk, to Batteries Not Included (It
was two blocks away). We were treated there to a presentation on sex toys, some
ginormous dildos, and coupons for future sexcapades. Next we made our
way to Wildflowers Lingerie. There we were treated to a private
courtyard to smoke and park our bikes, 25 free vibrating cock rings (yes
free and for those who used them, gave them an A++), and a presentation
of more sex toys. Wow, by now we could be experts in the industry! May
be time soon to open up our own sex toy section at Performance. We all
enjoyed $1 drink specials, provided by the Marauders. Next we proceeded to the Pink Monkey
Gentlemen’s Club where we were welcomed with no cover, and indoor
parking for the bikes. The night was finished with great performances by
Fiona and her BF, and the council’s very own Ammo, who apparently slept
on the couch at the Flat Iron. That’s dedication.
See you all next month.
Martin
i am a huge loser for not going to this :(
thanks for the ride report!! sounds like everyone had a ridiculously good time!!!!
Martin Hazard said:
For those that didn’t make it, you missed a porntastic Mauranders ride
last night. We began at the Bike Winter Art show at the Flat Iron
Building and proceeded to walk, yes walk, to Batteries Not Included (It
was two blocks away). We were treated there to a presentation on sex toys, some
ginormous dildos, and coupons for future sexcapades. Next we made our
way to Wildflowers Lingerie. There we were treated to a private
courtyard to smoke and park our bikes, 25 free vibrating cock rings (yes
free and for those who used them, gave them an A++), and a presentation
of more sex toys. Wow, by now we could be experts in the industry! May
be time soon to open up our own sex toy section at Performance. We all
enjoyed $1 drink specials, provided by the Marauders. Next we proceeded to the Pink Monkey
Gentlemen’s Club where we were welcomed with no cover, and indoor
parking for the bikes. The night was finished with great performances by
Fiona and her BF, and the council’s very own Ammo, who apparently slept
on the couch at the Flat Iron. That’s dedication.
See you all next month.
Martin
Martin Hazard said:
and the council’s very own Ammo, who apparently slept
on the couch at the Flat Iron. That’s dedication.
See you all next month.
Martin

Wasn't sleeping on the couch, more like passing out f*cked up and waking up not realizing where I was. Talk about a ride of shame on a huge stretch chopper at 9am on a sunday... hahaha
Gotta love the walk (or ride) of Shame. Either watching one, or participating in one. On Sunday mornings when I have had to be up early, it is allways a treat to see those who are doing it. Stumbling through the streets, stunned and bedraggled, wearing the rumpled clothes and smeared make-up from the night before. In a way it is a display, showing the world that you had a kick-ass time the night before.
I think it would make a great coffee table book. But it would be a lot of work to do.

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