Were you at West Town Bikes last night around 7-9?
If you were and you are the a-hole that stole the front light off of my MASI, you can go ^*%#% yourself.
I hope you get hit by a car and loose the use of your sexual organs.
That is all :)
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Permalink Reply by Bikefreeek on
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That would be a strange sight, some dude get's hit by a car and his junk gets "loose" and starts doing it's thing! It would be a little different than if you get hit by a car and "lose" the use of your sexual organs.
What was the model of your light Ryan? It may be floating around the shop. If not I have a pretty nice light that I got as a promo I could hook you up with.
Stealing is certainly not accepted at West Town Bikes. The greater loss is for the culprit when caught and no longer has access to such a awesome bike resource as WTB.
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Permalink Reply by Adam "Cezar" Jenkins on
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Check the sugar bowl. That's where we found Alex's iPod once. <3
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Permalink Reply by Ryan L on
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Man I totally forgot about this post, I must have been drinking at home again when I wrote it :)
The sad thing is that it was a $40 Black Cateye light. I swear, the one time I leave it on the bike and it's gone just like that. I know it was stolen because the other Ryan found out someone tried to remove his as well. This is the kinda crap that makes me trust no one; its a damn shame.
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Permalink Reply by Doug Haynes on
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'My other brother Ryan...'
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Permalink Reply by Tank-Ridin' Ryan on
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You mean the other other Ryan.
Ryan L said:Man I totally forgot about this post, I must have been drinking at home again when I wrote it :)
The sad thing is that it was a $40 Black Cateye light. I swear, the one time I leave it on the bike and it's gone just like that. I know it was stolen because the other Ryan found out someone tried to remove his as well. This is the kinda crap that makes me trust no one; its a damn shame.
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Permalink Reply by Ryan on
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Other Other Other Ryan, actually.
Sorry 'bout the light, dude.
Tank-Ridin' Ryan said:You mean the other other Ryan.
Ryan L said:Man I totally forgot about this post, I must have been drinking at home again when I wrote it :)
The sad thing is that it was a $40 Black Cateye light. I swear, the one time I leave it on the bike and it's gone just like that. I know it was stolen because the other Ryan found out someone tried to remove his as well. This is the kinda crap that makes me trust no one; its a damn shame.
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My mistake other other Ryan. I'm ashamed to admit I didn't realize it was the other other other Ryan.
My humble apologies
Ryan said:Other Other Other Ryan, actually.
Sorry 'bout the light, dude.
Tank-Ridin' Ryan said:You mean the other other Ryan.
Ryan L said:Man I totally forgot about this post, I must have been drinking at home again when I wrote it :)
The sad thing is that it was a $40 Black Cateye light. I swear, the one time I leave it on the bike and it's gone just like that. I know it was stolen because the other Ryan found out someone tried to remove his as well. This is the kinda crap that makes me trust no one; its a damn shame.
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Adriana said:btw...please do not name anymore children Ryan; there is an influx. Might I suggest Adrian :p
I'm pretty sure I'm naming my first born Tron and my second born Zoltar. I do not care if they have dude or lady parts, my decision is final. Um, don't tell my wife :)
Of course if I have twins I will have no choice but to call one Megatron and the other Optimus Prime. I will separate their room, which will be called Cybertron, into two halves; an evil side and a friendly side, where I will slowly raise them to hate each other. Oh the fun we will have as a family.
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Ryan L said:Adriana said:btw...please do not name anymore children Ryan; there is an influx. Might I suggest Adrian :p
I'm pretty sure I'm naming my first born Tron and my second born Zoltar. I do not care if they have dude or lady parts, my decision is final. Um, don't tell my wife :)
Of course if I have twins I will have no choice but to call one Megatron and the other Optimus Prime. I will separate their room, which will be called Cybertron, into two halves; an evil side and a friendly side, where I will slowly raise them to hate each other. Oh the fun we will have as a family.
I doubt that could be topped and she'd allow it due to the creativity and uniqueness. "Time for school Megatron." Just save up for the child therapist down the road. :)
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Permalink Reply by Craig S. on
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As one with twin boys, trust me, you don't have to do anything purposely to make them hate each other. Also trust me on this one; it ain't fun one dang bit, why do you think I'm such a drunk?
Ryan L said:Adriana said:btw...please do not name anymore children Ryan; there is an influx. Might I suggest Adrian :p
I'm pretty sure I'm naming my first born Tron and my second born Zoltar. I do not care if they have dude or lady parts, my decision is final. Um, don't tell my wife :)
Of course if I have twins I will have no choice but to call one Megatron and the other Optimus Prime. I will separate their room, which will be called Cybertron, into two halves; an evil side and a friendly side, where I will slowly raise them to hate each other. Oh the fun we will have as a family.
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LOL, why do my threads always end up having nothing to do with the original topic :)
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I work with a guy who's last name is Fry. I haven't had a reason yet to go all Farnsworth on him.
Adriana said:Ok, Zappa :)...better than Moon Unit and Diva Muffin, I still think Dweezil is a kick ass name! and don't listen to Craig, I'm sure you'd have a great time! Craig do you ever have anything positive to say about being a father? Sheesh, I hope they are not aware of your sentiments.
oh and if I ever had another girl, I'd name her Leela and if I had a boy I'd name him Fry, Fry or Bender, so he can have everyone kiss his shiny metal ass!
so long meatbags
Ryan L said:Adriana said:btw...please do not name anymore children Ryan; there is an influx. Might I suggest Adrian :p
I'm pretty sure I'm naming my first born Tron and my second born Zoltar. I do not care if they have dude or lady parts, my decision is final. Um, don't tell my wife :)
Of course if I have twins I will have no choice but to call one Megatron and the other Optimus Prime. I will separate their room, which will be called Cybertron, into two halves; an evil side and a friendly side, where I will slowly raise them to hate each other. Oh the fun we will have as a family.
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